The FooL is U

Anthony has a history of doing mean April Fool's jokes on me. Last year it was a month before our wedding and he called to tell me that the Salt Lake Temple called and said the mixed up the scheduling date and the temple was actually going to be closed May 1! I freaked out and called my mom to have her change all the dates and reservations. As if i wasn't emotional enough with planning a wedding, I started crying in class. I don't remember how he ended it, but I had already called the photographer to change the date! REally he was the fool on that one.

This Year....

I was in my British Lit class and right after he gave out an 'april fools' quiz, Anthony texted me and said BYU's Honor Code department called him and said that we had to move from our basement apartment to Y-Mount because my grandma's house is connected to ours and she is married. I didn't think twice about this because it is very probably and I don't know the standards. He said that we had to move in the next 3 days or they were going to kick him out of the school! I was freaking out and getting anxiety. I started brainstorming different places to live. I started looking at the positives: (only 1-i wanted a pool.) He continued the joke for an hour and made me cry once again in class. I was so mad!


So...I called Ron, my stepdad being his boss, and got Ron's secretary to fire him. My mom texted me and said the secretary had to leave a voicemail because Anthony's phone didn't ring. When I got home, I told Anthony to go get gas with me. (Our phone's don't work in our apartment.) So when we got in the car he saw he had a voicemail. He listened to it and then called the secretary and just laughed! He wasn't worried about losing his job at all! I pretended to freak out, which I was pretty good at.
After that didn't get the reaction I wanted, I went to Smith's and got Azo for unine discomfort. I heard this turns your pee red! My plan was that Anthony would think he was peeing blood. I got the pills and mixed them in the kool-aid. He said it tasted too funny and wasn't going to drink the rest. But i'm sure he got enough. He found out about the pills, but he said this morning his pee was very dark, so I guess it worked. It made it worth it just to see him drink it.


I have to prepare next year for this day. He only gets me because I am so gullable. It is not fair. Even after taking a fake quiz, I forgot that it was april fools!