Well, my blonde consciousness has come back. It has been gone since I graduated, you know... I had to try and be all sophisticated after that. Well the demon has returned!!
Examples? Ok.
1. When we were in Disneyland on Space Mountain, I thought we were going backwards at the end. Apparently I am the only one who felt that way. I swear we were though. Everyone laughed. At my expense. DORK.
2. Anthony got Bolt, the Disney movie, for this birthday and we were watching it and I loved it. I started thinking about how I want a dog so badly, and somehow I became wrapped up in 'live' dogs. My mind switched from disney to real, and I asked Anthony: How did they train that dog Bolt so well? He can do everything!.... Marche, it is a cartoon. I guess one of my big problems is that I voice my thoughts when I really shouldn't.
3. THE BIG ONE: I was at my doctors in Springville today and had a ton of blood drawn for some tests so I was a little woozy (a disclaimer for my actions...). They sent me to the bigger branch of the office in Payson, so I drove clear over there not feeling very good. I parked the car and got out and went into the office. Everyone was looking out of the window so I looked. (My car is a manual FYI)... MY CAR ROLLED BACKWARDS, OVER A CURB, ON TO THE SIDEWALK, OVER A HANDICAP SIGN, AND RESTED IN A BUSH. Yes, I forgot to leave it in a gear when I parked it. I guess when I was walking into the doctors office I was so oblivious to my environment that the car almost hit me! I was completely unaware of the guy yelling at me to run. Thankfully I made it safely into the office with out being hit and completely unaware of my moving car! No damage to the car at all! I felt like a freaking retard though. The guy who was yelling at me held the sign down so I could drive over it without it hurting my car. When I walked back into the office everyone was just staring at me. And that was my day thus far.
Grandma Pat's wisdom: Laughter is evil because it is always directed at somebody's inequity.
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Oh Marche, those are great stories! We all have those moments (well, I do) and try to pretend like we didn't. Thanks for the good laughs (not laughing at you but WITH you).
ReplyDeleteI love grandma Pat,,, give her a big ol' kiss from me..... She is such a special person.....Much like her children and grandkids.....
ReplyDeleteHaha I love you Marche!! That thing about your car made me laugh! I am so glad you didn't get hurt though. ;) I remember back in the 5th grade we watched the ROOTS series. Have you seen it? It's about slavery. Anyway, the whole time I was watching it I kept saying and thinking "That would be cool to be free." As in free from slavery like I was a little black slave. I just got so caught up in the story just like you and Bolt! So I can totally relate. :)
ReplyDeletehaha i am so glad it happens to everyone! We need to play Kehly! For real.
ReplyDeleteYeah we do! For real. When? What should we do? I love you!
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