Dear Lost:

Dear Lost producers:
Thank you for giving me 3 years of joy and torture all wrapped up in one. You are the one who broke the ice for Anthony and me, without you we would not exist, much like the characters you created.
Thanks you.
Marche.

I thought the blonde went away with hair color... WRONG

Well, my blonde consciousness has come back. It has been gone since I graduated, you know... I had to try and be all sophisticated after that. Well the demon has returned!!

Examples? Ok.

1. When we were in Disneyland on Space Mountain, I thought we were going backwards at the end. Apparently I am the only one who felt that way. I swear we were though. Everyone laughed. At my expense. DORK.

2. Anthony got Bolt, the Disney movie, for this birthday and we were watching it and I loved it. I started thinking about how I want a dog so badly, and somehow I became wrapped up in 'live' dogs. My mind switched from disney to real, and I asked Anthony: How did they train that dog Bolt so well? He can do everything!.... Marche, it is a cartoon. I guess one of my big problems is that I voice my thoughts when I really shouldn't.

3. THE BIG ONE: I was at my doctors in Springville today and had a ton of blood drawn for some tests so I was a little woozy (a disclaimer for my actions...). They sent me to the bigger branch of the office in Payson, so I drove clear over there not feeling very good. I parked the car and got out and went into the office. Everyone was looking out of the window so I looked. (My car is a manual FYI)... MY CAR ROLLED BACKWARDS, OVER A CURB, ON TO THE SIDEWALK, OVER A HANDICAP SIGN, AND RESTED IN A BUSH. Yes, I forgot to leave it in a gear when I parked it. I guess when I was walking into the doctors office I was so oblivious to my environment that the car almost hit me! I was completely unaware of the guy yelling at me to run. Thankfully I made it safely into the office with out being hit and completely unaware of my moving car! No damage to the car at all! I felt like a freaking retard though. The guy who was yelling at me held the sign down so I could drive over it without it hurting my car. When I walked back into the office everyone was just staring at me. And that was my day thus far.


Grandma Pat's wisdom: Laughter is evil because it is always directed at somebody's inequity.

Living The Dream

Well, we went to Disney Land for our ONE YEAR anniversary! Yep, we made it one year without killing each other. Just kidding, we don't fight... EVER. It has been an amazing year. I couldn't ask for a better husband. Anthony is the best husband and my best friend. Sorry ladies, I got the best of them out there. :)

We left on April 30th for St. George so we could spend the day just hangingout. We went to Chili's for dinner and just hungout all day on our anniversary. It was great. We never get to just sit so that was awesome!

This is us before dinner. It wasn't cold, but I just bought the scarf and it was too cute to just sit there!

This is at Disneyland! The Buzz Lightyear ride is the best. (Both of them)

I ate a Jack in the Box for the first time. I don't know what these California people are thinking but their fast food chains aren't that great. Yes, includidng In-N-Out.. YUCK.

This is me and Braxton getting ready for the Bug's life ride. Kennedy FREAKED out when the Spiders fell from the ceiling.

Classis California Adventure pic.

My grandma Pat loves Cruela Devill. So cute.

Splash Mountain! Kayden, Braxton, Anthony, Me & Kyler.

Anthony cutting the cheese for our sandwiches. DORK.

Screamer! So fun. We went on it like 10 times! Front seat + Fast Pass= Crazy hair!

This is the Tower of Terror. Kennya, Kyler, Me, Anthony, Kayden, Braxton, and Grandma Pat all on the front row.

O is for the Only one I see.

L.O.V.E

The Two Stinkies.

Mission Beach- Anthony

Kennedy had about 2 pounds of Sand in her bottoms after this.

Coronado Hotel. We didn't see any Famous people.

My future house on Coronado Island. We also went to San Diego to see my home roots. We saw some Naval bases where my dad use to work and where my parents lived when i was a baby. I also found out my crib was a dresser drawer. Free livin in Cali I guess.

This is Old Town in San Diego. It was really cool. I felt like I was in Tiajuana, but safe... haha.

On Coronado Island.

Happy Anniversary to US! Love you babe! Couldn't ask for more. What other husband would spend their anniversay week with their inlaws?! He is the best!

The Final Finale...

We are finished with our finals!!! WOO WHO.. Anthony did great on his (like always) and I actually did better than I though. Being an English major we don't take tests, we write papers.. and I had a written test in every class! It was very foreign.

Now off to Disneyland tomorrow for a whole week! yay!

Side note.. Anybody seen The Hills? What happened to Heidi's face? I haven't watched it in like 2 years ( i didnt even know LC was gone) but really heidi? Its gross...

I will be this kind of English Teacher haha.. but cooler.

I will recreate this. haha.

Friends, Love, and my Baby Doll.

It was my Birfday this weekend, the 17th (Just so you slackers know for next year). It was alot of fun! On Friday, after work, my dad's side of the family threw me a dinner at my Aunt Megan's house in Payson. It was really fun. My grandpa from St. Geezy came into town and my dad came down from SLC with Sage and Annica. Annica (my sister who is 3) is so adorable. I love her to pieces. She screams just like I did when I was little, only I was WAY louder. That seems to be what everyone remembers me for when I was wee one. I guess when I got really excited I would squeel super loud. This lasted until age 7... but every now and then it still kicks in a bit haha.

After the dinner, Anthony and I went to pick up his car from the shop ($370!!!) and then planned on going to see Dear John. Well, on the drive home I decided I was too tired and just wanted to watch a movie at our house... This happens way too often. Once, we actually bought movie tickets and I got too tired to leave the house. Seriously? How tired do you have to be to NOT go sit in a movie theatre? haha... That is Marche`. Deal. So we went and got The Box from RedBox, not blue box. WEIRDEST MOVIE EVER... I still don't understand it. Much like Where the Wild Things Are. Funny story (if you have seen it): Anthony stood on the counter last week and yelled, "Feed me woman!!" It was hilarious. Maybe you had to be there...

On my actual Birthday (Saturday)... (again, write it down)... Anthony woke up at 6:00 AM and wrapped my presents and hid them all around the house with clues on them and he decorated the house with streamers and banners. He is such a sweetheart! He knew what I like most about my birthday is having the house decorated. (My mom does is every year). The thing I was look forward to the most was getting to sleep in! I have class everyday at 8:00 am (I will never do that again...) and we have church at 8:30 am and I usually try and go into work on Saturdays. So this was a special day I was not going to wake up! Well... I slept until 9:30. Yes, family, that is the latest I can sleep in nowdays. My body just doesn't like me... or sleep! So I woke up to a decorated house and a scavenger hunt! It was great. 21 presents were hidden around the house! Here are some pics of what my cute husband got me:

This adorable swimming suit. I love it. And one day I will look this good in it. Hint: There are great swimming suit on http://limericki.com/.. I LOVE IT

These little pepsis are great for me. I am addicted still, but this helps me think it is okay. He is feeding my addiction...

SOCKS! I love socks. I hate wearing white socks if I'm not working out. Anthony buys me socks for every holiday. And his mom has started buying me socks too! I love it. Our first Christmas he gave me like 12 pairs. And it has never stopped.

He also gave me a heart rate monitor. I have been wanting one for a long time. I used it today during my spin class and my HR ranged from 140-190. That is good to know! I also burned 997 calories in 45 minutes. I REALLY liked that feature.

OOh. and he got me Scope mouthwash because he said that is how Mormons get drunk. (it was my BIG 2-1).

Then I went to my friend Shanda's baby shower. She is so cute. Love it. Love big bellies. I want the belly, but not quite the child just yet. Well.. that is a lie. I want a girl. So until I am content with the possibility of having a boy, I am going to wait so the child is not a disappointment. (This is only have serious, don't think I am a baby boy hater, I LOVE them to pieces. I just like making girl stuff at the moment.)

Then we went shopping for Braxton's (my brother) birthday. His was Sunday, the 18th. Don't bother writing that one down ;) After that, we went to the Pizza Factory with Anthony's parents. It was really good. One of my favorites.

I Don't know this guy... But the bread sticks are AMAZING.

That night we had our friends come over and we sat by our firepit and roasted Mallows and Dogs. and made "Shmores". hehe. So good. I miss all my friends that I never get to see. PLUS... good news. Anthony's friend Nate (dawg) came and brought Kehly his... (friend, I am not sure?). Well, they aren't ______ anymore, so I never get to see Kehly and I got to see her and it made my day. I love that girl. She is the best. And she made some amazingly cute cupcakes.!

These are what she made! (I stole it off her blog). You can order them for your parties too at http://lovestastycakes.blogspot.com

Anthony made my favorite German Chocolate Cake. He was so talented at making it 'layered'. He cut it in half and put the coconut in the middle and then put the other half on top. It was really hard to cut after that, so it made a mess, but tasted delish..

This Nate (dawg), Kehly, my CUTE doll, Me, and Antwon. I have this doll, that was made to look like me and it really scares Anthony, so he makes me hide it in the storage room...

On Sunday, after 8:30 AM church.. way too early.. we went to my mom's house for a BBQ and presents. We celebrated my birthday and Braxton's. He turned 14. It was fun. Kennya, Dennis, Kyler, Kayden, Kennedy, Derrick, Monica, Booke, and Grandma were there! We played card games and ate food. What more could I ask for? A dog. Hint to Anthony.

Good News Minute: An other great thing happened. it was 78 degrees on Sunday. Just to let you know.

The FooL is U

Anthony has a history of doing mean April Fool's jokes on me. Last year it was a month before our wedding and he called to tell me that the Salt Lake Temple called and said the mixed up the scheduling date and the temple was actually going to be closed May 1! I freaked out and called my mom to have her change all the dates and reservations. As if i wasn't emotional enough with planning a wedding, I started crying in class. I don't remember how he ended it, but I had already called the photographer to change the date! REally he was the fool on that one.

This Year....

I was in my British Lit class and right after he gave out an 'april fools' quiz, Anthony texted me and said BYU's Honor Code department called him and said that we had to move from our basement apartment to Y-Mount because my grandma's house is connected to ours and she is married. I didn't think twice about this because it is very probably and I don't know the standards. He said that we had to move in the next 3 days or they were going to kick him out of the school! I was freaking out and getting anxiety. I started brainstorming different places to live. I started looking at the positives: (only 1-i wanted a pool.) He continued the joke for an hour and made me cry once again in class. I was so mad!


So...I called Ron, my stepdad being his boss, and got Ron's secretary to fire him. My mom texted me and said the secretary had to leave a voicemail because Anthony's phone didn't ring. When I got home, I told Anthony to go get gas with me. (Our phone's don't work in our apartment.) So when we got in the car he saw he had a voicemail. He listened to it and then called the secretary and just laughed! He wasn't worried about losing his job at all! I pretended to freak out, which I was pretty good at.
After that didn't get the reaction I wanted, I went to Smith's and got Azo for unine discomfort. I heard this turns your pee red! My plan was that Anthony would think he was peeing blood. I got the pills and mixed them in the kool-aid. He said it tasted too funny and wasn't going to drink the rest. But i'm sure he got enough. He found out about the pills, but he said this morning his pee was very dark, so I guess it worked. It made it worth it just to see him drink it.


I have to prepare next year for this day. He only gets me because I am so gullable. It is not fair. Even after taking a fake quiz, I forgot that it was april fools!